5 Poems
Nick Hedtke
Donna Reed
Looking at the sky over the Best Buy tonight. We hold onto each other when
things go right. On one of those tandem recumbent bikes. We don’t know the name of
the city we’re leaving or the name of the city on the horizon. 400 crushed Natty Ice cans
were just melted down in Britt, Iowa during Hobo Days to form a roof for our tandem
recumbent bike. It shines up to God. It protects us from God. It’s so loser we ascended.
Pedaling all slow. Our faces have name-brand sunglasses. Headed to Parade, South
Dakota for Blood Fest 2013. We have permanent hearing loss from all the dumb things
and all the years. We’re both wearing bootleg t-shirts that say “Country Grammar”. It’s a
Wonderful Life.
Bull
10 years ago, a guru in Ollantaytambo had a vision we would start a poetry
chapbook series, and that it would more or less incorporate DIY lo-fi rogue guerilla
transmissions from the American poetry underground. We met b l u s h riding the Delta
Queen to New Orleans when our bus broke down in Ascension Parish, LA. It is pretty
wild to see that vision realized now, so many Blood Fests later. Life is funny. Taste the
rainbow.
Soft Pack
We remember it like it was yesterday. Blood Fest 2023, we had 200 people on a
rooftop in Malacca. Walking around in our staff shirts, handing out paper cups of green
tea. We looked like a mix between cult leader and cater waiter. Everyone drank the tea
and formed into a circle. Sat down tailor style. We passed around “Soft Pack” by Jon
Leon and had everyone read a page until it was finished, except 29 people didn’t get to
read, since there are only 171 pages. How were we reading “Soft Pack” by Jon Leon in
2023, when it was published in 2025? Blood Fest is outside of time, baby. This shit is
all-time.
Communion
Blood Fest 2011 never happened. It was the only time we ever took off our staff
shirts. Our founding member had just been cryogenically frozen after Blood Fest 2010 in
Davenport, Florida. The team drove the 1,239 miles from Davenport, Florida to
Davenport, Iowa—the original home of our founder—to place the frozen chamber in a
cave on the Mississippi River. We took off our staff shirts to bathe in the Mississippi
River, basically following the prophecy to a T. Everything was going so well it was like
check, check, check. The cave’s mouth opened up in tans and grays, while the sky
above the cave was red, white and blue because it was the Fourth of July. Upon
entering the cave, someone was sitting on a gray rock wearing a hat that said “River
Rat”, along with a shirt and pants that also said “River Rat”—stacked 30 times on both
of the shirt sleeves, and both of the pant legs. We thought it might have been their
personal brand, but we never officially confirmed. With the frozen chamber on our
backs, we said to them, “We’re about to do something really important and really
spiritual, we think you should leave.” River Rat still sat silent before saying, “Well, I am a
spiritual being,” so we just let them stay. The junior members always bring out the
candles and the incense and arrange them, so that is what they did. Our numbers were
so large in those years that we had an altar up in minutes. Then it was finally time for
the big moment, and we appreciated the moment. We let it last. We painted the walls
with orange clay, and just kind of let it all flow for a few months, with no shirts on. We
called it communion. It was what life is all about.
Illicit
At the meetings the room is always dark. We pull chairs out for b l u s h and take
off their blindfolds. The movie Chariots of Fire is playing from a hidden projector, but it’s
only the opening sequence with that kick ass song by Vangelis. The opening loops 5
more times before we talk. Everyone in the room (undisclosed #) is wearing solar
viewers, because the image’s saturation and brightness are turned up to 200% on the
projector. Incense and candles are brought out on a candelabra. We turn off Chariots of
Fire and put on “Live Forever” by The Highwaymen. We pass around a wizard pipe with
something in it. b l u s h is so hyped from the music and the something they take their
shirts off and spin them around like helicopters. We decide to match the moment, so we
say, “There is so much illicit magic when we have these meetings. We wish it never had
to end.” There is an authentic feeling in the room. Their t-shirts are spinning so fast they
are actual helicopters. Then the projector turns back on and the logo for Illicit Zines
flashes across the screen in bright red sans-serif font. b l u s h isn’t touching the ground
anymore when they say, “This will be the song that never ends. A true freak-out mission.
We think it could save poetry.” And they’re smiling.